Mrs. Dull has some time to read these days. That happens when your entire division of a multi-billion-dollar, multi-national company is eliminated in an economic downturn.
About a week earlier I had pre-ordered the latest Jennifer Fulwiler book Your Blue Flame as a gift for her. (Excellent timing, right?)
We’re very large fans of the atheist-turned-Catholic-mom-of-six-turned-SiriusXM-talk-show-host-turned-stand-up-comic around here. And yes, she’s aware there is an Urban Dictionary definition of the title of her book.
So she is absolutely relatable.
So here we are on the first morning of summer break, sitting in the sun on the back porch with coffee and a book. And Cath runs across the latest laugh-out-loud Fulwiler anecdote, when she and her publisher were planning out the promo tour for her first book.
I’ll cede the floor for a summary from Jen’s blog:
But the real excitement came when I mapped the data. I took all the zip codes and input them into a program that plots them on a map, then Joe and I pored over the data.
We were surprised that nobody from Connecticut or Massachusetts was interested in me coming to that area, but we were delighted to find that my blog seems to have a small cult following in Luxembourg! The map showed a heavy concentration of responses near the Belgian border — so much so that Joe and I decided that we should ask Ignatius if they’d send me out there as part of the book tour.
I had a note that said Book tour – Luxembourg? all set for my next call with the marketing team…and then I happened to notice that the Google Drive spreadsheet I was using had automatically shortened zip codes that begin with zero to make them four-digit numbers.
When I called Joe to give him the update, I was laughing so hard I could barely stammer out the words as I visualized myself sitting in an empty bookstore in Luxembourg, noticing that everyone around me speaks French and German, wondering where on earth all the Conversion Diary readers are.
7 Quick Takes, 3/7/2014
Fulwiler (always self-effacing) says she has a friend who only needs to think of hearing, “I’m huge in Luxembourg” to give herself a laugh and bring herself out of a funk.
In my pre-teaching lifetime I used to be a sportscaster. I was fortunate enough to fall in with a station group that was happy to let me fill in as a newsman during the week to pay the bills while I prattled on about Indiana’s favorite pastime on Friday and Saturday nights. Pretty much a dream job for a kid who used to scan the AM dial for distant stations, a hobby known as DXing. Dialing in 50,000 watt clear channel stations from New Orleans or New York or Denver was a thrill. But it gets better. Due to a phenomenon known as sunset skip, at certain times and under certain atmospheric conditions a radio signal can travel amazing distances. In high school I’d occasionally set my alarm clock to pull in KFI from Los Angeles. Hobbyists will send letters along with a tape recording of the signal to a station, asking for a confirmation of the reception (known as a QSL). Which is why one day an engineer at WIMS radio called me to his office in the basement of our studios, popped in a cassette tape, let me listen for a minute and asked, “is this you?”
Turns out, yes. He showed me the envelope with a return address from Sweden. Or Norway, I forget which. Either way, I was floored. Someone on the other side of the world heard me!
(It’s a little Inside Baseball, but regional stations such as WIMS sometimes have limits placed on their signal to prevent interference with stations in other cities. At sunset, the WIMS antenna pattern was changed to broadcast almost straight north. The red outline on the map below represents the extent of the coverage.
So we covered the city, and then I guess the crews of the ore boats coming to and from the steel mills that ring the southern shore of Lake Michigan, and that’s about it for potential audience. Most of our signal was wasted on the open waters of my Great Lake.)
Back to that reception report though. We were pumping 5000 watts of power straight north, up the length of Lake Michigan, over the Arctic Circle, and to the other side of the planet. Turns out the nighttime signal booms into Scandanavia. I’m big in Sweden. Or Norway. Either way, cool, right?
All the time I was honing my craft and calling the latest touchdown run or buzzer-beating trey, I loved that families and fans were listening but I secretly hoped some Chicago radio program director or pro team front office official would stumble across my play-by-play while on their way to their Harbor Country vacation cottage or a Notre Dame game and offer me a job in the bigs.
It never happened. Most days, no one was listening.
At least it felt like that sometimes. Screaming into the vast darkness across the lake, across the frozen north.
But you never know who’s out there, somewhere, pulling in the signal.
After Cath filled me in on the Fulwiler-Luxembourg adventure, I related my “big in Norway” tale. She looked at me and said,”It’s kinda like teaching then. You never know the kind of reach you have.”
That is a wise woman. We should sit in the sun and read together more often.
As a post-script: on an assignment late during emergency remote teaching, one of my students confided to me that she was considering becoming a math teacher as a career. She had found a great deal of joy and fulfillment by helping her classmates understand material in my class, and felt it was something she could see herself doing as an adult.
I felt kind of honored by that (not just because what kind of kid wants to be a math teacher when they grow up? It’s like wanting to be a dentist, right?). This is a student who excelled at learning, not just at “the game of school”. She had teachers whose classes she dreaded. I feel like she would “get” teaching, and especially “get” teaching kids who don’t like school very much.
I hope so. I mean, that’s always been my thing. I’ve only ever had one official student teacher in my career, so I don’t really have a “teaching tree”. I have a few former students who are working on teaching degrees right now. I’ve had some kids who did cadet teaching in our district elementary schools. But this is the first time I’ve had a current student express interest in high school teaching of any subject, let alone math.
I’m looking forward to getting that QSL sometime off in the future. Even if I don’t, I’ll know it’s out there. Maybe she’ll drop a note on my FB (or whatever social media platform we all use a trajillion years from now).
Teaching is kind of like that sometimes – like the voices of thousands of radio hosts whose voices go seemingly unheard.
But somebody is listening. Even if it’s around the curve of the earth right now.